Thursday, November 8, 2007

"Belated Post-Election Day" Issue 11/8/07

Sorry about the delay. We were surprised by the amount of votes Hitler.
Election Results
Chanceller: Winner-Thomas Frederick with 67% of votes. Loser-Adolf Hitler with 5 votes.

Supreme Military Leader: Winner- Devon Hardinger with 36.72941% of the votes. Loser-Adolf Hitler with 5 votes.

Treasurer: Winner- John Millhorn with 96.1% of votes. Loser-Adolf Hitler with 5 votes.

PR Represantive: Winner- Sean Kramer with 30.16% of votes. Martin Luther, Martin Luther King Jr, and Gandhi tied at 20.78%. Loser-Adolf Hitler with 5 votes.

Party 101

The political parties are:
The Lingonberry Party: For all swedes and Swedes only. Members- Fredrik Reinfeldt, Carl XVI Gustaf

The Barbarian Party: the Politcal party for Germans, Mongols, Turks, and Vikings (I'm talking about tribes). Members- Ugga VII the Neanderthal, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, Ubba the Viking, Eric the Red

The Fat stupid rich American Party: for fat stupid rich americans. Members- Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Lizzie Borden, George W Bush, Alexander Hamilton

The Crazy Ruler Party: for leaders of countries who are crazy. Members- Adolf Hitler, Vlad Dracul, Nepoleon Bonaparte, Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Sivaji, Hasan Sabah, Murad IV, Shaka, Cleopatra, Herod the Great, Josef Stalin, Julius Cesar, Amina, Lepold II

Sci-fi fantasy party: For people from sci-fi fantasy books/movies. Also for People from Spain, Italy, Portugal, Southern France, and other Southern European Places for a good Swede knows southern Europe is a fantasy world. Members- Luke Skywalker, Senator Palpatine, Hernado Cortes, Pope Urban II,

The good party: humaintarians and good people only. Members- Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr, Martin Luther

The Awsome party- I'm better than you. Members- Thomas Frederick, , Devon Hardinger, John Millhorn, Sean Kramer







1 comment:

Miriam said...

This is some hard-hitting social commentary, Jacob. I read it out to Enoch, Paul, and John, and some friends, and we all thought it was awesome. I'm looking forward to keeping up with the Wyrm news.