Stonehenge- Not for the Druids

As the summer solstice comes around again, I think of my life's mission, to fight Demons. Its hard work and you don't really get a break. Sure there hasn't been a major invasion since the sixteen century (in Shaanxi, covered up as an earthquake), but they almost made it back in 1908, and they are still trying even up to today. But how does this relate to the summer solstice. The answer is Stonehenge. (People who showed up to my lecture don't need to continue reading).

Stonehenge is a cap on the weakest link to our world and the demons. So it was here that us Demonslayers decided to create the first seal on the demon world. That, and it was near where our home was. It was always a place where things happened, due to the high amount of magical leakage. The locals, had already started building things there. We demonslayers helped, and when it was done (some 2 million man-hours later, not to mention some women hours) we enacted the seal. Things were good. Then came the invaders. They spoke a funny language, some had red hair, and they were very violent. They realized that Stonehenge was important, but they didn't know why. So they had their druids go there, as they killed off my people. Now 3000 years later, the common people have forgotten about my people, and they seem to think that the Celts built it, and that the druids worshiped there. To make it worse, the modern druids aren't even close to the old druids. Where is the human sacrifice and the other sorts of stuff like that. So now you know why I hate druids. Because they stole stonehenge from me.

King Arthur

There is something I must admit. In case, you hadn't guessed, I am king Arthur, not John Timothy Rothwell. He is a retarded fraud. Now they have messed the stories up a lot, but overall, it is true. See, I am currently the oldest person from Britain. Which automatically makes me king. Not only that, but I am the king Arthur of Legend. Though my name at the time was Archer Urchin Pentadrakon, I don't know where they made the mistake. The reason I am finally revealing this is because England is almost at its time of Greatest need, in which I am supposed to Return from Avalon (which is actually the now lost city of Del Mokoniriwhe). So this way, somebody can tell me when the greatest need comes, and I can return without constantly watching the news. So remember to tell me and bye.