Poster

Special Lecture!!!!

On Saturday, March 5, there will be a Special lecture by his Majesty Justice Mythos Wyrm. It will be called, "Stonehenge: Truth behind the Stones" and will run from 9:30 AM to 7:30 PM. Only losers wont attend. Even though it is primarily about Stonehenge it will cover many other topics that they don't want you to know. It will be a lot of fun, so be there.

Who: Justice Mythos Wyrm
What: A lecture on many things
Where: The Grand Auditorium
When: 9:30-7:30 Saturday March 6, 2010
Why: To inform the public


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WHAT!!!!!

HOW DID THE SWEDISH WOMAN'S HOCKEY TEAM LOSE TO CANADA 13-1!!!!!! IT IS ABSURD!!!!!! THIS SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED. WHY!!!!!

Olympics 2010

We at new Sweden give our condolences to Nodar Kumaritashvili's family and wish the Georgian Team. We also wish everybody else luck. We wish we could be there, but our skiers were just too good.

Self Help Book- Introduction and Chapter 1

I keep on receiving letters from people telling me that I should help the world and publish a self help book. Well I decided to do that and now for a limited time only, you can read it before it is published, or even sent to the Publishers!!!! Ready for it. Here it is.

Get a Life:
Why you should help your self instead on relying on others, you whining pig!!!!!!!

Introduction

You might be wondering why I, An awesome demon-slayer, benevolent dictator, linguist, and Professor of Demonology at His Majesty's the Royal Supreme High Lord Sir Justice Mythos Wyrm University, would be concerning myself with you pitiful mortals and writing a book to solve your problems. Well they answer is I am tired of you asking for my help. So I am writing something that will end my problems once an for all. It is broken into three parts: Why you have problems; Why you aren't solving them; and How to solve them. Now let us start.

Part 1- Why you have problems

Chapter 1- I live in my mom's basement and am ranked #1 in Halo 3 online

Good job looser. Now get a life. See you fall under the first category of the people with problems, you are slothful and want people to solve your easily correctable problems. Well why should we solve your problems. See the reason you have problems is because you secretly want to have problems. You cause them yourself so that people will feel sorry for you. Guess what, they don't. We see you, laugh and then play Parcheesi. We don't feel sorry for you. Get out of the basement, breathe in some fresh air and join the marines, you don't have any real problems. And I will kill you one of these days!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Annoucments

McDonald's are now illegal. Please bomb them if you see one. There will be movie critics training on February 9, at the Big Ol' Theater. Chocolate is leagal until the 18th of February. Have a nice day.

What is the Hardest Language to learn?

What a wonderful question. As someone who can speak more than 83 human languages, 7 demon languages, 2 elven languages, a dwarven language, and Esperanto, I must say that all languages are easy. The hardest are definitely Demon languages, because they have a different mouth than us, and humans can't pronounce some sounds in it. This sound is known as the voiceless lateral epiglottal trill. I just fake it with an epiglottal trill and some luck. There are some other sounds too, but they aren't nearly as needed or hard. Elven does have multiple tones (at once) and has way too many vowels, but it is possible. The only language that I have tried to learn and can't is Kwhúúmish. And it isn't actually that hard of a language. It only has three vowels (i, u, a) with 7 tones (high, mid, low, lower, high rising, low falling, and mid-low-high) and the vowels being contrasted by length, nasalization, glottalizaiton, pharlengization, and other things. And it only has about six stops (p, t, d[retroflex], c, k, q +') that are contrasted by length, labialization, aspiration, palatalization, pharlengizaiton, and more. THere are no nasals, and only 2 approximants. I just don't know why I cant learn it. Until later...
Mythos Wyrm.










And yes I can speak french, I just choose not to.