Its Geckno Rock Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday the first Geckno Rock band, known as the Tokanators, performed at a charity concert. Geckno rock you is a revolutionary form of rock that is all about geckos and lizards in general. It was started in New Sweden last week at the suggestion of his majesty Mythos Wyrm. The members of the Tokanators are Sven Sky, Phillip, McMuffin, and Zlander the Not-so Great. An example of one of their songs would be like this. (sung to the tune of Barney is a dinosaur)

Flies
Yummy, Juicy, wanna kill
Good to eat and good for you
Lick 'em once and try again
Making some food

They can be your friend too
if you give them some poo
not once but twice
Gotta have some flies

(weird electric bass solo for 3 minutes with band members screaming nonsence word s at the top of thier lungs)

Flies YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that you understand Geckno Rock it is time to meet the band members.

Sven plays the bass
Phillip is the lead singer
McMuffin is on the Electric drums
Zlander is on the synthenizer

Vladstokengrad has announced its newest armored car, the Vladstokengrad Viper. Able to attain speeds of up to 125 miles an hour, hold up to 25,000 kilos, drive through water and sustain multiple HE blasts. And all in a cool sports car look. Buy it today. (storage tank for holding money/weapons not included). Also for an added price it comes in hybrid technology for all you freaks that think the environment is cool. Go Yellowstone!!!!!!! Full article here.

A National Epic

Soon the New Swedish National Epic will be started. It will be written by Wyrm news reporters who have completed the challenge. And the plot will be written as the writers write it. you might never know what will happen Next. Find it at http://vlandstar.blogspot.com/.

A New Reporter

Today we gained a new reporter, the Humorist, Barley understandable, sometimes stupid Spanish translator, Ace of Spades. We didn't actually hire him, he just joined us without my knowledge. Still this marks a momentous time for the Wyrm News. Good Day To all.

The Final Golden Age is Coming!

Yes coming to a police station near you is the long waited game The Final Golden Age. Designed by the acclaimed game makers Spok,Speek&Spork. It is an action-adventure-rgp type game with post-apocalyptic ideas. Buy it at any participating New Swedish McDonald's today. Note this is a PC game only at the current time.

Unc'e Mythos wants you to join the Glorious Youth Assosciation

Yup th't is r'ght. Unc'e Mythos wan's al' hum'ns in th' a'e r'nge of t'n t'rou'h e'gh'e'n to si'n up for the GLORIOUS YOUTH ASSOCIATION OF NEW SWEDEN TM. In it yo' wi'l ha'e f'n. Do I ne'd to menti'n it is mandatory to join. Go sign up at your local police station today.

Or the cat sniper will get you!!!!!!