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Yesterday the Supreme Court closed the Tootsie Roll vs FBI case. The outcome. In favor of the tootsie roll. The Tootsie roll when hearing this was so happy he talked, giving him the world record for most words said by a tootsie roll (2). The candy is being shipped back to Mayor Rothschild in 14 armoured cars, with an escort of 24 tanks, 31 military hummers, and 3 gun ships. The envoy is set to begin their journey on Monday.
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Macy's Thanksgiving parade was ruined when terrorists shot down Santa. It caused mass pandemonium's resulting in gun shots and injury. At least 167 people are reported dead and 319 people are severely injured. More info to follow.
Words from the wise guy's mouth
"Boycott Macy's. If you don't you support terrorism"
More later.
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