The Hidden Meanings of Pixar Movies

There are many hidden meanings in Pixar films. Let us begin at the first film and continue on from there.
Toy Story- This film is about genetic engineering. Evidence of this comes from many things. First of all the toy soldiers have feet messed up from genetic engineering. And later in the film it becomes well, obvious, when the story moves into the mad scientist's lab.
A Bugs' Life- This is about animal mistreatment in circus's. See the Rhino serous beetle is represents an abused elephant. This film also contains some anti work, pro slacking propaganda.
Toy Story 2- This story is about the negative consequences of greed. Due to the Fat guy stealing Woody (in greed), many cars are destroyed, infrastructure is ruined and eventually valuable merchandise is ruined.
Monsters INC- Is about farming, or more specifiably hunter gathering. See you can either gather in small amounts, requiring much work, but keeping the source usable, or breaking some rules and gather in environmental unfriendly ways. But in the process you destroy the source. It also brings up the creation of artificial protein bars in laboratories.
Finding Nemo- Simply is a very controversial film. See its hidden meaning is child labor. In it a little kids, after being kidnapped is forced to destroy important infrastructure, almost resulting in his death, like a sucide bomber.
The Incredibles- The Incredibles is about government sponsered discrimination. I am too lazy to explain it buts its pretty obvious.
Cars- Cars is about the evils of global corporations. See a company wants to dirty up the environment with its car races. Because of these races, peace is disturbed in small comunities and ugly cars get the attention.
Ratatouille- This films hidden meaning is the suckiness of the french military, and france in General. See the old lady couldn't even kill a rat, yet she did better than 99.5% of the French Army. And Linguini is the stereotypical frenchman, sucking at life and thinking that he is all that, even though in the corner the rest of teh world is laughing its head off.
WALL-E: Walle is about AI malfunctionings in robots, causing mass destrucation. This seems to be a common theme in scienece fiction. Pixar really needs to rethink its hidden meanings. Get original.
UP- havent seen, don't care. Has to do with the subprime mortage bubble burst, i think.

Predictions (using wikipedia as a source)

Toy Story 3- Greek Life (Fraternities)
Cars 2- No idea. Possibly tropical diseases. Or communism.
The Bear and the Bow- Teenage Rebellion. Literaly Teenagers rebelling against the government. In scotland. So there is a wee chance that they speak like this.
Newt- Prostitution. Need I say more. The plot summary on wikipedia says the main characters are forced to mate. I thought Disney had some morals.

Ten signs that you need to rethink your life.

1. Your imaginary Friend ignores you
2. When you and your friends go camping during a thunder storm you are the one who gets to carry the poles.
3. The bank foreclosed your cardboard box.
4. You owe your dog money.
5. The three things you are told the most are 'wake up',' go to bed', and 'its only a flesh wound'.
6. You are a wanna be nerd.
7. When you read a fortune cookie it says 'there is a rope around your neck in the near future' and you lucky numbers are 666, 13 and π.
8. If you think its fun to spend your Saturday night playing mahjong with 80 year old ladies.
9. Your favorite pastime is breaking wind.
10. A nightlight is your only friend.

I hate Lawn Care

Well, my lawn mower. He was Norwegian, so I knew I couldn't trust him. Claimed I was endangering his health. I don't know what he was talking about. DDT, Parathion and other pesticides have never hurt anyone. Not even a fly. So he quit and guess who had to mow the massive palace lawn when he left. ME!!!!!!!! Well the lawn is a few acres and all we had was a push gas mower dating from 1823 (exaggeration), a reel mower that was even older and a scythe. Of course the gas mower was broken and only had three wheels and the reel mower hadn't be oiled since the Nazi's invaded Norway. So naturally I used the scythe. I little while later I was bored. So I am turning about 3 acres into a Safari Park, so that I have excuse for really long grass. Bye.

More Annoyances for Hawiru

ᛁ ᚺᚨᛏᛖ᛫ᛒᛖᛖᛜ᛫ᚾᛁᛊᛖ᛫ᛏᛟᛟ᛫ᛗᛖ᛫ᛖᚾᛖᛗᛖᛖᛊ᛬ It has been so long since I have written in the Elder Fuþark. More Carvings to come. Thanks for reading. By the way I wrote that using a keyboard I made myself.

Leonardo Da Vinci was a liar

Many people say that Leonardo Da Vinci was a genius and a fabulous artist.  Well I knew him and can tell you he isn't.  See there was a Swede by the name Sven Olafsson who happened to be in Italy for some reason.  Well Leonardo Da Vinci, a common thief saw him and all his stuff.  So Da Vinci thought, you know if I kill this guy and steal his stuff then I can pretend to be him and become rich and famous.  So Da Vinci killed Sven and took his briefcase.  For the next few decades Da Vinci slowly leaked out Sven's work, pretending it was his.  But all of Sven's inventions worked.  The reason Da Vinci's inventions didn't work because he spilled wine on them and messed up the diagrams.  Plus Everyone knows that Mongolia had ornithopter for hundreds of years before Leonardo Da Vinci claimed to invent them and that Francis Bacon brought the Idea into Europe.  And the Romans used tanks in their conquest.  Just all this history was rewritten in the Renaissance to make the Western Europeans look better.    

𐐓𐐩𐐿 𐑄𐐰𐐻 𐐰𐑋𐑉𐐮𐐿𐐫

𐐗𐐰𐑌𐐻 𐐷𐐼 𐐮𐐻 𐐸𐐲𐐸?  𐐼𐐯𐑃 𐐻𐐭 𐐰𐑋𐑉𐐮𐐿𐐫𐑌 𐐨𐑂𐐮𐑊. 𐐌 𐐶𐑌𐐻 𐐻𐐭 𐑅𐐨 𐑄𐑉 𐑁𐐩𐑅𐐯𐑅.  

Well that was fun.  

Bet you can't read it.

Torure in uhhh Mexico

In Texico students are being taught to torture plants.  They are putting bean seeds in jars are then repeatedly flipping the jar, causing the plant to grow in awkward shapes.  There is no reason that people should be allowed to torture plants and not animals or people.  I demand, as the President, Chair, Founder, CEO, CFO, Treasurer, and leading member of HETV (Humans for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) that Ocanadio stops torturing plants as plants are people too.  Or I demand that if they don' stop doing this then Brazifornia should start teaching torture of animals in school too.    

Youtube

I am being framed on youtube by some little kid.  I hate Jimbo Jones the Talking Gorilla.  I am much more awesome than that thing.  but some of his videos are okay.  I guess.

American's are so awesome I want to be one

I love america.  It is so great.  I wish I lived there.  So do you.  So move to America today.  It will be the best decision you will ever make.  O yeah, France is awesome too.

I hate America.  It sucks.  I wish I wasn't being forced to right propaganda for them.  Moving there would be the worse decision you can make.  And France sucks.  Even more than AMerica.