Friday, November 11, 2011


Its 11:11 here.  Just had to say it.  Yeah, I am working on some issue in SA, but will return to New Sweden soon.  I need to leave now, so bye.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Its been a while

Ja, it has been a while since I have been here.  However the reason is multifold.  Firstly, I have been clearing up some issues in Colombia, but those aren't important.  The main reason is that I have been working on my autobiography/memoir thing, in an attempt to share my story to the world.  Hopefully I will find some sucker to publish it when I am done, and I will be able to share my story to the world.

Friday, May 13, 2011

I am back, and I have so much to say

So I have just returned from a little incident in Fúkjatx ot Mlózvkk zvkKlvkjats, and I find that a lot has happened over the last few months.  Protests erupted over the Middle East and North Africa, and Libya was invaded.  Some pretenders to the throne got married and a terrorist was assassinated while under the protection of a nation that was supposed to hunting him.  There was an earthquake in Japan that cause some people to freakout about nuclear meltdowns.  And since I am sure that you want me to start commenting about these events and more, I won't.  There is something much more important to be talked about  and that is the upcoming Sweden vs Finland ice hockey game for the gold medal in the IIHF World Championship.  Go Tre Kronor!!!!  Beat those Finns back to their sorry wasteland!  Döda dem!!!!!!     

Friday, December 24, 2010

4th Annual Swedish Fish Festival!

Well, its that Time of year once again.  Yup, its the Swedish Fish festival.  It started on the 18th, and the last 6 days have been a blast!  However, just because you missed the first half doesn't mean you can't come now, since the festival continues until the 28th!!!!  And this year it is completely free!!!  Thats right, there are no entrance fees!!!  So come over to the Imperial Palace grounds today and have fun at the Swedish Fish festival.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

International Elections

It is time to cast in your ballot and vote me the new Dictator of the world.  Voting is only for this month, so you better vote for me.  Thank you for voting.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Analysis of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

I recently viewed the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.  While I usually avoid reviewing movie, I felt that this one deserved a review from my enlightened being. 

Overall it was a very awesome movie.  Meaning this movie struck awe into me.  The awe being fear of how such a large and powerful studio could make such a terrible movie.  As some one who demands a ratio of 1 death, maiming or interesting action to every 10 sentences of dialogue, this movie did not meet my expectations.  Also I found the movie very unrealistic.  A girl of 17 would not be running around forests with teenage boys killing people.  She would be in her husband's kitchen, making food and fighting with his other wives.  The makers of this movie clearly were making some sort political statement, trying to fight for women's rights.   And that ginger clearly doesn't understand his place in society.  He is a lowerclass farmboy.  He should have realized he would never achieve greatness.  This is another offensive political statement I found in this movie.  The list of other statement goes on but these were the most important.  I must leave now, but overall, just pirate the movie.  It isn't worth your money.  Plus you will support Singapore's economy by doing this.

Thank you for reading this message.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010


Hello folks.  Its me, Greshkhan again.  And today I will be teaching about hellhounds.  Hellhounds are creatures not of this world, but of the Demon World.  They evolved from dire wolves that ended up in the Demon World when our worlds split some few million years ago.  As such they are not magic beasts like Jätte.  They are just the result of an evolutionary process.  Unfortunately for us the world they evolved from is much harsher and more magic filled then ours.  As such they are much fiercer, stronger, larger, smarter and more magic resistant then the wolves of our world.  They are usually about the size of large wolves or small horses, the largest subspecies can reach the size of large horses.  The coat of a hellhound is very magic resistant and it is almost impossible to kill a hellhound with magic.  Neither the Demons nor us Humans have managed to tame the hellhound, but the Demonking did manage to magically enhance one, making it larger (it is almost 1000lbs and is in a size proportional to this), smarter (it can speak various languages, including Old Norse), stronger (it is almost impossible to hurt) and fiercer.  This hellhound is currently in our headquarters (XXXXXXXX) and it took much effort to catch it, even resulting in ᛏ(TXX) having his right hand bitten off.  But this shouldn't concern you.  What should concern you is what to do if you meet a hellhound.  To put it simply you better pray that it doesn't notice you, isn't hungry, or is nice.  Or else you better have something to fight it with.  Your fists won't cut it out, as they can easily bite them off (Ask ᛏ about that), and then they can tackle you and eat you.  Having a weapon such as an axe (which is the best weapon by the way), spear or sword will be helpful.  Guns are extremely helpful when it comes to killing hellhounds, but arrows may not be enough to kill one, at least initially.  Luckily hellhounds usually do manage to wander into our world, and when they do they are usually killed either by us or by commoners who are fed up with the killings of their livestock and families.  Famous hellhounds include the Beast of Gévaudan, and Hróðvitnir.  Have a good day.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Post Election Analysis Revisited

So I was re-reading my post election analysis from November 2008, and realized I got a lot of things wrong.  For one, all the fascists stayed in America, or moved to France.  Secondly I don't think McCain has retired, and I don't think Bush is a motivational speaker.  I can't talk about the things that haven't happened yet, like the war with Germany, and I don't know who is running in the next election.  Also I said that Obama's approval rating would be in the 50s by the end.  Its already below that.  He definitely helped ruin the economy though.   And while he didn't choose Bin Laden for his Secretary of State, he sure came close.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

3rd Anniversary

So I missed the Wyrm News's Third Anniversary.  I am somewhat annoyed by that.  In fact I am very annoyed.  So I am going to do something special very soon.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Happy Leif Erikson Day

Time to celebrate one of the many discoverers of America that deserves recognition, not the stupid Christopher Columbus.