Vacation

This will be my last post for a while. i am going on Vacation to the Pearly sands of Hawaii. Yes it is in America but they won't catch me. Also I caught a Canadian Spy in the New Swedish Countryside. They must not have known that meese (plural of moose) donn't wear Canadian flags. But they might never learn. Also should I invade France? It wouldn't be that good of practise for my army but still would increase my territory.

The Dutch, The Icelanders and Nuclear Proliferation: A rant in Verse

Read the Title. DON"T INSULT MY POETRY

Dutch
The Dutch are wierd
The Dutch are Hating America, with a beard(ed passion)
Yet Half of them want to live here
Now that is just so stranger

An Ode to Iceland

It is Greener than Greenland,
Colder than France
Has more geothermal power than Bulgaria
But its Economy is plumitin' Like Molgara
It bought up all the its banks
Its is secretly buying battle tanks
For when it turns to raiding
Like it did in the Good ole Days

Nuclear Proliferation (to be chanted with the leader Yelling lines A and the followers yeling lines B)

(A) Who's Afriad of Nukes
(B)Russia is.
(A)Who has a lot of Nukes
(B)Russia does.
(A)Who should be afraid of places like North Korea and Iran.
(B)The USAh
(AB)Not Russia

You know that was good poetry. Note USAH is pronounced Yoo-Ess-Ay-AH

The Evils of New Sweden, Part 1

This is a list of things counted as evil in New Sweden.

Þ Penguins- They think that they are superior to other birds. Why else would they were tuxedos. Therefore they are elitist, and In New Sweden there is no elitism. For being evil, nothing about penguins may be published that includes movies and books, along with magazine articles and music, among other things. You may not dress up as a penguin or be anything like a penguin.

Þ Chocolate- Chocolate is adored by many. But it is from the Americas. And our Sworn Enemies, The United States and Canada, are on the American Continent. Therefore chocolate is our enemy. Punishment- For being Evil, Only chocolate that has clear proof that it was made from only African cacao beans maybe brought in or consumed in New Sweden

Þ Webkinz- Webkinz are stuffed animals. But they are bought so that you can play things online. Therefore Webkinz, rather than improving people's imagination, they decrease their imagination until the person's brain rots. Punishment- The Website is not allowed because it ruins minds. Anybody found on the Webkinz Website will be promptly reeducated.

Þ Burger King, Wendy's, Other Fast food restaurants (except for McDonald's)- These restaurants thinks they are better than McDonald's. McDonald's is the National Restaurant of New Sweden. That means that any competition will be harmful to McDonald's. PUNISHMENT- No McDonald's Competition may set up a shop in New Sweden. Nor may anybody bring an object from one of those restaurants into New Sweden.

Þ Parodies- Parodies can be funny. But they also can hurt peoples feelings. Therefore they are not nice and are evil. Punishment- Nobody may parody or be parodied. If you parody the government it will be even worse.

PArt two comes later.

IQ Test

I took a stupid online IQ test today. It gave me an extremeely low score of 153. I know my IQ is much higher than that. It is probeley in the 1500s, to be modest.
Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

Classified

Should the Wyrm News have advertisements. Or sell tee-shirts and coffee mugs. Give me your fundraisng thoughts. I really need to know since the Wyrm News has been running out of funds, even with our massive oil tanker capture. None of that money went to the Wyrm News's budget, just to the common people. o please send me your ideas your donate money to the Wyrm news. And you can buy advertising space in one of the ads that I wil now place in the article. Sometimes they will be scrolling, other times images, you never know.



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Oil

Last week our economy soared with a raid on a Norwegian Oil tanker. With the profits made from the oil, people got bonuses and I bought a new couch for my palace. But that is not the piont. The point is Why don't people protect their valubles better. Our Small task force took out the driversw and guards so easily it wasn't funny (to them at least). You would think that whith all this oil these rich companies would spend a little more money to protect their goods from poor people who need money to feed their familes. But it is thier fault they let people take their stuff. I like my new couch it is comfortable.