Saturday, December 1, 2007

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/1

PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CANDYNAPPINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today in Denver, Colorado (stop 5 of 27) the King of Candy was kidnapped by commandos, ninjas, mountain lion riders, chemists, and engineers. Mr. Roll was giving a motivational speech to sweets in Denver as part of his journey to the University Heights City Hall. Nobody is sure on how many kidnappers there were but estimates say that there were 13 commandos, 7 ninjas, 3 mountain lion riders, 2 chemists and 2 engineers. Witnesses claim that the attack was carried in an operation that was carried out like this:
  1. Ninjas, hidden in various high places (balconies for example), through use of special bo-shuriken made by the engineers knocked out Mr. Candy's bodyguards.
  2. The doors were broken down and in came commandos in purple and yellow camouflage with mountain lion riders.

  3. They captured King and rushed out side before police came.

  4. Nobody knows how the chemists were involved.

If You have seen this Tootsie Roll please contact Mayor Rothschild.

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