Happy New Year 1/08/08 :Þ

We were back. Our writer's were on a strike since during the Swedish Fish Festival they were on clean up duty. They probably got 15 hours of sleep total during the run festival. The Norwegians we hired to clean up the grounds still haven't showed up.

NEWS

After some delay... We present to you the CARNIVAL REPORT. On day 2 we had our military parade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We showed our service men's new uniforms: Yellow and Purple Camouflage. Swedish fish was thrown into the crowd and the little kiddies went wild!!!!!!!!! Plus one lucky person found the Yellow and Purple fish. They traded it for a years supply of SWEDISH FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Day three came the FEAST OF A CENTURY!!!!!!!!!! This feast had köttbullar, Blodpudding, gravad lax, Kåldolmar, Raggmunk, and more. For desert we eat Napoleonbakelse, Ostkaka, Smulpaj, Smördegspaj and SWEDISH FISH!!!!!!!!!! The rest of the days had contests food, plays , etc but are not with mentioning. Ont he final day we had the awards ceremony. That concludes our report on the festival.

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On Monday December 31, 2007 in Chardon, Geuaga, Ohio (neutral territory in the East side- West side war) the two sides in this great war named their allies, sometimes without their allies consent.

West side's allies- the Federation of international polo; All member states of the EU but Luxembourg, Finland and Spain; New Jersey; South Africa; Canada; Fiji; the Republican Party; all hippies in Florida; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Sudan's government.

East side's allies- Zimbabwe; New Sweden (YEAH!!!!!!!!!!); Luxembourg and Iceland; Senegal; Mexico; all non-hippies in Florida; Venezuela; Colombia; Mongolia; Dafur; all reindeer in Finland; Lestho; Ghana; Alexander Hamlton.

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