Monday, December 10, 2007

THE WAR BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/10/07

Today we remember King Tootsie Roll. May he rest in peace. His death was caused when he was set of fire and thrown into the Cuyahoga River by one of the commandos. He will not be forgotten. His funeral will be on December 21, 2007 at the White House.

NEWS
When the Cuyahoga River was set on fire in the 60s hippies were MAD!!!!!!!!!!! And today the Snobbish west siders are VERY MAD!!!!!!!!!! :Þ At Noon today the West siders declared war against the east siders through biased views that the east siders want to lower their ever so precious home value through destruction of the pristine area around the Cuyahoga River. More news on the Westside-Eastside War to follow as battles happen.
A PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
Boycott The Muffin News. It believes that the Wyrm News is worse than it. This is not true. The Wyrm News is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So pledge your Allegiance To Wyrms, Candy Fish, Dictators, and Demonball by commenting (your allegiance) on this post.
AWESOME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to this website to hear an awesome song. This song will be the Imperial Anthem Of New Sweden. Here it is www.smashbros.com/en_us/music/music11.html Listen to this. It is cool.

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