Photo Gallery of my ordeal

Two wonderful artists took it upon themselves to record my ordeal in Art. Here are the works of art.

The American Forces: by- Flame

The Swedes: By Flame and Flare

The Torture Chamber: by- Flare

The escape: By-Flame and Flare

An overview of My adventure

Finally I am back from that horrible prison cell. It has been only two days since I arrived back at palace. It all began on February 23 when a group of 32 helicopters was seen on the distance. Behind them was a fleet of aircraft carriers, battleship, Patrol Boat and more. There must of been hundreds of ships. I readied my army and soon the forces landed. There was an impressive battle but the American forces prevailed, not because of skill but because of numbers. They took me away to the United Nations Military Compound and Torture Facilities. There they tortured me five hours a day and seven days a week, trying to get me to admit that New Sweden was making nuclear weapons. I never gave in because New Sweden wasn't making nuclear weapons, so I wouldn't be lying. I stayed there until eight days ago when some Fijians felt sorry for me and helped me escape to Fiji where i got a plane ticket to Helsinki. Then I hiked to Jakobstad, Finland where some of my army arrived to help me ecape to New Sweden where I restored my rule. I will get revenge.

Operation: Nhämnd

Today was a momentous day in history. In retaliation to the United States attack on Mount Wyrm we sent a "diplomatic' force to the American Embassy in Stockholm to show that they cannot attack without major consequences. Our specially trained Berserker army did well. The embassy is now in lock down. Basically we sent an army to the Embassy. Once they reached it they attacked it. Nobody was hurt but next time there might be more blood. Americans beware. Don't let your government do something stupid like this again. Ever again. Or there will be blood.

Kosovo: Why We Support It

As you might have heard Kosovo has declared it's independence from Serbia. This has created mixed reactions throughout the world, with countries having to decide whether or not to support Kosovo. Here in New Sweden we support Kosovo. We believe that It deserves to have freedom from a country that has, for the most part, different religions, ethnic groups culture and more. We also do not care what Russia think about all of this. The only Russians we have respect for are various ethnic groups, some dead Russians, and the inhabitants of Vladstokengrad. We don't care if Russia nukes us because both it and UN recognize us as part of Sweden. Finally places that want to be countries but aren't have a bond together, just like us an Vladstokengrad or Western Borkastinia. Thats is why we support Kosovo, even when it means agreeing with the Americans.

The United States Attacks

Today the Untied States of America, attacked the Läger av Eld in New Sweden. They came in three helicopters, each filled with 18 troops, a pilot, and a co-pilot. One helicopter successfully landed it's troops through use of a ladder. Then it got shot down by an AA gun while the other two were latched onto with grappling hooks, while attempting to flee. The American troops on the ground fought bravely but were all easily killed by the Elit Bevakning. Then the Elit Bevakning climbed up the half-foot diameter steel fiber ropes that connected the grappling cannons mounted onto the ground to the helicopters. Once they reached the helicopters the Elit Bevakning attempted the capture the helicopters. One helicopter was successfully captured after all the Americans were killed. The other had to be evacuated and blown up. All the American bodies were sent to the United States Embassy in Stockholm. The casualties were -1 helicopters for the New Swedes and 60 men for the Americans (plus three lost helicopters).


The Elit Bevakning is also known as the Elite Guard. You can learn more about them When the ENCYCLOPEDIA New Sweden comes out.

The Basher of Western Borkastinia

Today a statistic hit the unofficial country of Western Borkastinia. 516 people were killed by a mysterious killer. It was a peaceful day at a market in the capital city, Termiz. Then suddenly a M1 Abrams tank came crashing through the market, running over goats, chickens, people, monkeys, stands etc. From this alone 456 people died. Which is surprising considering that the streets were packed like sardine tins with people, stands, and animals. You know it looked like the stereotypical Middle Eastern Bazaar. When the tank finaly came to a screeching halt a man jumped out and started to bash people in the head with a baseball bat. One hit hit and their brain would be crushed and they would die. After he killed 20 people like this a helicopter flew overhead. It lowered a rope to about 30 feet above the ground. The man jumped up, caught the rope and climbed to the oped side door of the helicopter. He then shot a rocket down, which killed 40 people. The door closed and the helicopter flew away. Eyewitnesses say he looked like this. =====================================================>
West Borkastinia is a primarily Sunni country located in northern Afghanistan, and southern Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Tajikistan. It is called Western Borkastinia because it's founders claim that parts of Pakistan and China are also part of Borkastinia, but they have only freed the western part.

Vulcan Of Sweden

We have done it. Located on the New Swedish coast is the largest artificial volcano. Thousands of tonnes of steel, rock, cement, and more have created an 8,000 foot high volcano with lava in its crater. Climb to the top and go to the visitors center up there before March 31, 2008 to recive a free t-shirt that says "I climbed Mount Wyrm" and a free plate of Swedish meatballs. Remember this is only a tourist attraction, not a government facility cover up. Visit us today.

-The New Swedish Board for tourism and Entertainment

वे हवे दोने आईटी. लोकातेद ओं थे न्यू स्वेदिश कास्ट इस थे लार्गेस्ट अर्तिफिसिअल वोल्कानो. थौसंड्स ऑफ़ तोंनेस ऑफ़ स्टील, रॉक, समेंट, एंड मोरे हवे क्रेअतेद अन ८,००० फ़ुट हिघ वोल्कानो विथ लावा इन इट्स क्रेटर. क्लिम्ब to the टॉप एंड गो to the विसितोर्स सेंटर उप तेरे बेफोरे मार्च ३१, २००८ to रेसिवे a फ्री टी-शर्ट ठाट सय्स "इ क्लिम्बेद माउंट व्य्र्म" एंड a फ्री प्लेट ऑफ़ स्वेदिश मेअत्बल्ल्स. रेमेम्बेर थिस इस नोट a रियल टूरिस्ट अत्त्रक्शन, बुत a गवर्नमेंट फसिलिटी कवर उप. विसित उस टुडे.

-थे न्यू स्वेदिश बोर्ड फॉर तौरिस्म एंड एन्तेर्तैन्मेंट

Qoute Day

Today is a day to celebrate famous figure's qoutes. Here are some good ones. They are listed by person.

Joseph Stalin

• A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
• A single death is a tragedy, are million deaths is a statistic.
• Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
• Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
• Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
• History shows that there are no invincible armies.
• I trust no one, not even myself.
• Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?
• If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.
• It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
• The only real power comes out of a long rifle
• You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.

Friedrich Nietzsche

• A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
• Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
• All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?
• An artist has no home in Europe except in Paris.
• And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
• Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
• Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.
• Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
• Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul
• 'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?
• Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule.
• Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
• Man is the cruelest animal.
• Plato is boring.

Theodore Roosevelt

• A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
• A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.
• A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
• Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
• Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.
• Germany has reduced savagery to a science, and this great war for the victorious peace of justice must go on until the German cancer is cut clean out of the world body.
• If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
• Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
• Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
• The government is us; we are the government, you and I.
• The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.
• We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country
• When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty."

Wanted: The Kupkake Killer

Yesterday at 1:00 PM Brazilian Standard Time, during a speech given by the Grand Dude of Kupkake, a crazed man ran into the auditorium with an assault rifle and shot 17 people, set off a bomb and did the chicken dance before escaping. 12 of the 17 people shot were killed and the other five that were shot are in critical status. Of the other casualties 14 died from the bomb blast and another 23 are injured and 1 person died from the complete inability of the killer being able to do the chicken dance. Translation 1 person died because the killer couldn't dance. Total casulties 27 dead, 28 injured. The killer is still at large. If you see a man that looks like this ---------------------------->
please report him to the department of Kupkakian Defence.


Kupkake is a country populated mainly by hippies. Its capital city is Kookie, a large city on the Atlantic ocean. The country is located near Rio de Janeirio. More information when I have time.

The Rights of a Minor

A few days ago an anonymous American teenager wrote to us explaining how New Sweden was a Minor's dream, a place where children where children have equal rights. He told of how in America, parents do not have to disclose important information about their (the parents) past lives, the food they are forced to eat, why the governments is so corrupt ect. He gave praise to New Sweden for laws like the compulsory information act, which forces parents to answer any questions asked by their children, or be sent to court and the fact that you can vote once you turn 13. It was a letter full a praise and we understood his hardship. We wish we could help him but we don't have the ability to because the parents have more rights then the minors, unlike in New Sweden. Still we wish him thanks for his letter.

न्यू स्वीडन सुप्पोर्ट्स थे सेव थे बिल्बिएस फंड। प्लेअस्से दोनाते टुडे.