The Basher of Western Borkastinia

Today a statistic hit the unofficial country of Western Borkastinia. 516 people were killed by a mysterious killer. It was a peaceful day at a market in the capital city, Termiz. Then suddenly a M1 Abrams tank came crashing through the market, running over goats, chickens, people, monkeys, stands etc. From this alone 456 people died. Which is surprising considering that the streets were packed like sardine tins with people, stands, and animals. You know it looked like the stereotypical Middle Eastern Bazaar. When the tank finaly came to a screeching halt a man jumped out and started to bash people in the head with a baseball bat. One hit hit and their brain would be crushed and they would die. After he killed 20 people like this a helicopter flew overhead. It lowered a rope to about 30 feet above the ground. The man jumped up, caught the rope and climbed to the oped side door of the helicopter. He then shot a rocket down, which killed 40 people. The door closed and the helicopter flew away. Eyewitnesses say he looked like this. =====================================================>
West Borkastinia is a primarily Sunni country located in northern Afghanistan, and southern Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Tajikistan. It is called Western Borkastinia because it's founders claim that parts of Pakistan and China are also part of Borkastinia, but they have only freed the western part.