Wanted: The Kupkake Killer

Yesterday at 1:00 PM Brazilian Standard Time, during a speech given by the Grand Dude of Kupkake, a crazed man ran into the auditorium with an assault rifle and shot 17 people, set off a bomb and did the chicken dance before escaping. 12 of the 17 people shot were killed and the other five that were shot are in critical status. Of the other casualties 14 died from the bomb blast and another 23 are injured and 1 person died from the complete inability of the killer being able to do the chicken dance. Translation 1 person died because the killer couldn't dance. Total casulties 27 dead, 28 injured. The killer is still at large. If you see a man that looks like this ---------------------------->
please report him to the department of Kupkakian Defence.


Kupkake is a country populated mainly by hippies. Its capital city is Kookie, a large city on the Atlantic ocean. The country is located near Rio de Janeirio. More information when I have time.