There once was a horse. A little old lady saw it. She was 106, 4'2'', weighed 78 lbs, was named Edna, could speak fluent Bulgarian, and had her first heart attack when she was 14. When she saw the horse she exclaimed," Oh my. It is an Equus caballus. I will now rode3 it." So she sat on the horse. By the way, the horse was blue, ate fried chicken, took on dump a day, could do a handstand, and was 36 years old. The horse, who was named fred, suddenly died.
Edna had a heart attack at died the next millisecond.
What did that mean? It meant don't submit a bad story. Also letters to the Demon Slayer are due tommorow.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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What kind of world allows fast food places to make fried chicken that would turn something blue???!!!!
. . . oh wait . . . that's right; the world we live in does.
BOYCOTT KFC, McDONALDS, BURGER KING, and ALL THE OTHER JUNKY FAST-FOOD CHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go McDonald's, the national resturant of New Sweden. Burn down all other ones,
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