The Grand Watermelon Toss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here Ye all citizens of the Glorious Country of New Sweden. On June 19, there will be a festival held at the base of Mount Wyrm, starting at 9:00 AM. There will be food, games and contests with prizes. To be in a contest you must enter in it before June 16. The contests will be: The Watermelon Chuck, for who can throw a watermelon the farthest; the watermelon throw, for most accurate watermelon thrower; the the watermelon fling, in which teams will assemble siege weapons and awards are given for the farthest and the most accurate; the Bush Punch-Out, where people are competing to be the first person the destroy a statue of George W Bush; and many, many more. Sign up today at your local movie theater, police station, or post office.