It won't regester my real age so i made one as old as possible. I was born in 3285 BC(E). When I was 13 my village was sacked by demons and I was almost killed. But an elf saved me and made me a DEMON SLAYER (honary-elf). Now I protect the world from demons. Recently I started a revelotion in Sweden. My revelutionaries now control all of Västernorrland County and we opperate out of Örnsköldsvik.
"Democracy is rule by the people. No wonder the American government is so stupid." -Mythos Wyrm
"If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I am lying." -Ichiro Suzuki
"I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice..." -Saparmurat Niyazov
You just can't go around killing people. Why? -John Connor and the Terminator, respectivly
I am being framed on youtube by some little kid. I hate Jimbo Jones the Talking Gorilla. I am much more awesome than that thing. but some of his videos are okay. I guess.
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