Thursday, March 5, 2009

Where I have been

I am back.  Did you miss me?  I have been in Jail for the past month or so, but I was found not guilty.  Well I should explain what happened.  See I got a letter telling me to go to Kazakhstan.  Ðere I met about 15 other world leaders.  We were all standing in a Room, wondering what was happening, when a voice said ˝You are probely wondering why you are here.  Well see there is a buried treasure worth millions hidden somewhere in ðe world.  You first hint to finding ðis treasure is Ðe Road not taken, by Robert Frost.˝  Well on the plane home I was studying ðe poem when i realized ðat if you took the first letters of each line, and removed ðe repeating ones, you get Shoby, a town in England.  SO I went to Shoby an dstarted to dig it up.  Needless to say, they were not amused.  I was arrested and was put on trial.  But due to an idiot recording the information, I was for some reason charged with Manslaughter, Meþamphetamine trafficking, and assault, rather than trespassing and destruction of Public Property.  SO I was finally released 2 days ago due to lack of evidence.  Oh yeah I found the next clue.  But I won´t tell you until I have found the treasure.  Bye.

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