This is a list of things counted as evil in New Sweden.
Þ Penguins- They think that they are superior to other birds. Why else would they were tuxedos. Therefore they are elitist, and In New Sweden there is no elitism. For being evil, nothing about penguins may be published that includes movies and books, along with magazine articles and music, among other things. You may not dress up as a penguin or be anything like a penguin.
Þ Chocolate- Chocolate is adored by many. But it is from the Americas. And our Sworn Enemies, The United States and Canada, are on the American Continent. Therefore chocolate is our enemy. Punishment- For being Evil, Only chocolate that has clear proof that it was made from only African cacao beans maybe brought in or consumed in New Sweden
Þ Webkinz- Webkinz are stuffed animals. But they are bought so that you can play things online. Therefore Webkinz, rather than improving people's imagination, they decrease their imagination until the person's brain rots. Punishment- The Website is not allowed because it ruins minds. Anybody found on the Webkinz Website will be promptly reeducated.
Þ Burger King, Wendy's, Other Fast food restaurants (except for McDonald's)- These restaurants thinks they are better than McDonald's. McDonald's is the National Restaurant of New Sweden. That means that any competition will be harmful to McDonald's. PUNISHMENT- No McDonald's Competition may set up a shop in New Sweden. Nor may anybody bring an object from one of those restaurants into New Sweden.
Þ Parodies- Parodies can be funny. But they also can hurt peoples feelings. Therefore they are not nice and are evil. Punishment- Nobody may parody or be parodied. If you parody the government it will be even worse.
PArt two comes later.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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2 comments:
Umm. . two questions
1) If you consider chocolate Mexican and central American, the US and Canada haven't always been so nice to them, so maybe you should rethink your ban of chocolate.
2) Isn't McDonalds quintessentially American? Is it hypocritical of you to ban chocolate but prop up McDonalds?
Just wondering
1) But Mexico touches the United States. And they send many workerws to help the United States Economy.
2) Yes McDona;d's is American but it is less American than All those other fast foods. in fact by now it is more of an international Humaintarian Organization, Dedicated to providing food to the World then an American Resturant.
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