Friday, October 17, 2008

The Dutch, The Icelanders and Nuclear Proliferation: A rant in Verse

Read the Title. DON"T INSULT MY POETRY

Dutch
The Dutch are wierd
The Dutch are Hating America, with a beard(ed passion)
Yet Half of them want to live here
Now that is just so stranger


An Ode to Iceland

It is Greener than Greenland,
Colder than France
Has more geothermal power than Bulgaria
But its Economy is plumitin' Like Molgara
It bought up all the its banks
Its is secretly buying battle tanks
For when it turns to raiding
Like it did in the Good ole Days


Nuclear Proliferation (to be chanted with the leader Yelling lines A and the followers yeling lines B)

(A) Who's Afriad of Nukes
(B)Russia is.
(A)Who has a lot of Nukes
(B)Russia does.
(A)Who should be afraid of places like North Korea and Iran.
(B)The USAh
(AB)Not Russia


You know that was good poetry. Note USAH is pronounced Yoo-Ess-Ay-AH

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