Oil

Last week our economy soared with a raid on a Norwegian Oil tanker. With the profits made from the oil, people got bonuses and I bought a new couch for my palace. But that is not the piont. The point is Why don't people protect their valubles better. Our Small task force took out the driversw and guards so easily it wasn't funny (to them at least). You would think that whith all this oil these rich companies would spend a little more money to protect their goods from poor people who need money to feed their familes. But it is thier fault they let people take their stuff. I like my new couch it is comfortable.

Poll results

These are the results for my latest poll:

Question: Why does almost nobody comment on my blog?

Answers: Because nobody reads it- 0 (0%)
Because non of your readers have a blogger account. 0 (0%)
Because they are too lazy to comment. 1/20 (5%)
Because your blog sucks. 1/20 (5%)
This spot can only be chosen if you are the Mythos Wyrm since he seems to be the only one who votes in these polls. 18/20 (90%)



Analysis: i am the only person who votes on my polls. Except for two random people. Also 5% of the World population (336,250,000 people out of 6,725,000,000)think my blog sucks 5% of the population (336,250 people out of 6,725,000,000) thought my readers are too lazy to comment and 90% of the worlds population (6,052,500,000 out of 6,725,000,000) are ruled by my and do my every bidding. COOL!

I am Bored.

Okay I am bored. I could do something but Don't Feel like it so I am posting for the second time in like ten minutes. Please give me something useful to do. I guess those pins on my map could be cleaned...

People

Why do people dislike New Sweden? I am just Wondering. Please post your answer. I need comments. Please. Also the countdown to the big 50 is here. About 7 posts to go.

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I am Awesome, and you are not so get a life and go bring me America's Economy, on a silver platter, NOW!!!!

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Haha it is the thin red line.

Russian Flag

I have to put this link in my blog if I want to use a picture of a Russian flag in my blog.
Russian flag courtesy of 4 International Flags

Ensemble Studios

Ensemble Studios, the maker of the Age of Empires series is being shut down by Microsoft for Financial Reasons. Now Why would you shut down a company that sold more than 20 million great games in around ten years and is an overall success for financial reasons. No I think this is a conspiracy formed Steve Jobs in order to get people to hate Microsoft and leave it to go to Apple. Die Microsoft. You are a killer. And as Robert Oppenheimer, "Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds." Yes Microsoft has become death, that is Death to all those who love RTS games. And it has Become the Destroyer of Worlds, the world of good historical RTS games. DIE MICROSOFT!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miscellaneous things on my mind

Read the title. The first thing on my mind is why does the United States have anti-monopoly laws to break apart companies, but lets two political parties crush any free-thinkers and create a virtual monopoly over the government. Second why doesn't America have A co-presidency. If they are going to keep two political parties' having all the power then shouldn't each party elect 1 member of their party to represent them in the Oval office. They could spend taxpayer's dollars to create a Purple house for one of the co-presidents to live in. And one final thing. Way doesn't America just submit to the awesome power of NEW SWEDEN!!!!!!

Vlandstar

We need people to read the Vlandstar epic. And comment on it. So far all the comments were made either by the authors or a few anonymous readers. We need YOUR ideas. you can find it here at www.vlandstar.blogspot.com. Yes www.vlandstar.blogspot.com

Its Geckno Rock Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday the first Geckno Rock band, known as the Tokanators, performed at a charity concert. Geckno rock you is a revolutionary form of rock that is all about geckos and lizards in general. It was started in New Sweden last week at the suggestion of his majesty Mythos Wyrm. The members of the Tokanators are Sven Sky, Phillip, McMuffin, and Zlander the Not-so Great. An example of one of their songs would be like this. (sung to the tune of Barney is a dinosaur)

Flies
Yummy, Juicy, wanna kill
Good to eat and good for you
Lick 'em once and try again
Making some food

They can be your friend too
if you give them some poo
not once but twice
Gotta have some flies

(weird electric bass solo for 3 minutes with band members screaming nonsence word s at the top of thier lungs)

Flies YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that you understand Geckno Rock it is time to meet the band members.

Sven plays the bass
Phillip is the lead singer
McMuffin is on the Electric drums
Zlander is on the synthenizer