Hey that guy owes me money" A rundown of the Weeks since my Last Post.

So I will have to explain the Swedish Fish festival Later. Today I have more important news. See a few weeks ago a faked my death... Well You will see. Let us begin. It all started in November when Barack Hussein Obama sent a letter to me. I replied that I would see him at the World Leader's barbecue the Next week. So at the barbecue I was playing Horseshoes with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jon-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nicolas Sarkozy, and George Bush. Then a man came over to George Bush. They went away to talk. We thought it was the secret service agent guy so we thought nothing about it. He came back and we continued our game. Man Kim Jon-il is good at horseshoes. So I thought nothing about it until the Sedish fish festival when we caught two spies drinking hot chocolate by a campfire in the middle of the fairgrounds. We took them away and learned that they were sent here by Heinrich von Kathar, who sounded familiar but I wasn't quite sure who he was. I figured out who he was when a guy attacked me in my palace. He was quickly caught. I realised that the Organization he was from would most likely start attacking the common people. So we sent a message to them that we managed to kill their assassin but the assassin managed to kill me while I was trying to expose them. I than created a blog post that I was supposedly writing when I was attacked. After that I left New Sweden to talk to an old Friend of mine. Well they figured out but I managed to escape their grasp and run away to Topeka. But I was stuck in Las Vegas for about thirteen hours. So I had nothing better to do than to go to the Casinos and look for people who owe me money. Well I found one guy who looked familiar, but I was pretty sure he saved my life about 20 years before. So I gave 750 bucks. He looked happy. But the guys in Suits didn't look so happy. Or so I assume. It is hard to tell when 15 guys have guns aimed at you whether or not they were happy to see me. Well I got back on the plane and went to Topeka. Then earlier today I turned on the news and low and behold I saw that guy who I gave the money too. And he being sworn in as President of the United States of America. So that was why the guy looked familiar. He was the President Elect. So now Lil' Hussein (formerly He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks) owes me 750 bucks. Right now I am in the airport heading back to New Sweden. Hopefully then I can appeal to Lil' Hussein to help protect me from the organization unmtil I get organized. So what he wants to kill me. I did give him 750 bucks.