Monday, December 8, 2008

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 2/36+

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 1/36+ - The Demon-Slayers.

The Demon-Slayer are a group of elite humans that have vowed to save the world from Demons. They were created in BC 3272 in the aftermath of a great massacre by demons. It was formed when some elves walked up to the seven survivors and granted them semi-immortality in exchange for an oath to fight the Demon Scourge until we were killed. There are now to councils of Demon-Slayers: The Grand Council and the Greater Idiots. The Grand council is composed of the six remaining original Demon-Slayers (one left us for the Demons), with me being the Head. The Greater Idiots are composed of the twenty people that are still alive that we made into Demon-Slayer. The are led by the Greatest idiot in the World: Titan-Slayer. He can't even kill a demon. Only Titans. Titans are easy to kill. It is a fancy way of saying big drunk guy. The Greater Idiots follow the command of the Grand Council. Since the Demon have been in Retreat for about the last 300 years we have been keeping peace throughout the world and readying it for the next invasion. The members of the Grand Council are (not real names and with positions): Mythos Wyrm, head of the council, eldest member of the Demon-Slayer, Representative to Australia (though I don't Stay there) Lord of New Sweden, with the webdings symbol of % ; Sercatha, Vice-Head of the Council, Representative in South America, and Official Cook with a symbol of ,; Greshkhan, Monster-Hunter, rep to Europe, and Librarian with the symbol, Ls; Crynearg, Treasurer of the Demon Slayers, Asian Rep and Trainer of the n00bs, with a symbol of ~; Ferdirend, African Rep, explorer, muscian, and blacksmith with a symbol of @; and Annawyn, North American Rep (sucker!!), assassin and master juggler with a symbol of !. They Great Idiots don't matter. That is enough for know.

2 comments:

Titan-Slayer said...

1: the proper word is lesser consel
2: I can slay demons, maybe even better than you.
3: the only reson your greater is because you got a head start.
$: a titan is any massive being, usally a greater demon like gerolf.


-Titan-slayer, greatest demon slayer since 4000 bc.

Justice Mythos Wyrm said...

1: The proper world is unpublishable
2:You slay imps, not demons.
3:I am the most well rounded oldest, smartest and overall best Demon-Slayer.
$: A titan is any being that is larger than a human. This means elephants are titans. And sharks. And hippopotomuses. And Semi-Turcks. Oh yah, yah were driving a semi-truck and you accidentaly got in a crash, turns to I wrestled a Titan and killed it.
Get a Life You Unpublishable ELvin Oath.