It won't regester my real age so i made one as old as possible. I was born in 3285 BC(E). When I was 13 my village was sacked by demons and I was almost killed. But an elf saved me and made me a DEMON SLAYER (honary-elf). Now I protect the world from demons. Recently I started a revelotion in Sweden. My revelutionaries now control all of Västernorrland County and we opperate out of Örnsköldsvik.
"Democracy is rule by the people. No wonder the American government is so stupid." -Mythos Wyrm
"If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I am lying." -Ichiro Suzuki
"I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice..." -Saparmurat Niyazov
You just can't go around killing people. Why? -John Connor and the Terminator, respectivly
Finally I am back from that horrible prison cell. It has been only two days since I arrived back at palace. It all began on February 23 when a group of 32 helicopters was seen on the distance. Behind them was a fleet of aircraft carriers, battleship, Patrol Boat and more. There must of been hundreds of ships. I readied my army and soon the forces landed. There was an impressive battle but the American forces prevailed, not because of skill but because of numbers. They took me away to the United Nations Military Compound and Torture Facilities. There they tortured me five hours a day and seven days a week, trying to get me to admit that New Sweden was making nuclear weapons. I never gave in because New Sweden wasn't making nuclear weapons, so I wouldn't be lying. I stayed there until eight days ago when some Fijians felt sorry for me and helped me escape to Fiji where i got a plane ticket to Helsinki. Then I hiked to Jakobstad, Finland where some of my army arrived to help me ecape to New Sweden where I restored my rule. I will get revenge.