𐐓𐐩𐐿 𐑄𐐰𐐻 𐐰𐑋𐑉𐐮𐐿𐐫

𐐗𐐰𐑌𐐻 𐐷𐐼 𐐮𐐻 𐐸𐐲𐐸?  𐐼𐐯𐑃 𐐻𐐭 𐐰𐑋𐑉𐐮𐐿𐐫𐑌 𐐨𐑂𐐮𐑊. 𐐌 𐐶𐑌𐐻 𐐻𐐭 𐑅𐐨 𐑄𐑉 𐑁𐐩𐑅𐐯𐑅.  

Well that was fun.  

Bet you can't read it.

Torure in uhhh Mexico

In Texico students are being taught to torture plants.  They are putting bean seeds in jars are then repeatedly flipping the jar, causing the plant to grow in awkward shapes.  There is no reason that people should be allowed to torture plants and not animals or people.  I demand, as the President, Chair, Founder, CEO, CFO, Treasurer, and leading member of HETV (Humans for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) that Ocanadio stops torturing plants as plants are people too.  Or I demand that if they don' stop doing this then Brazifornia should start teaching torture of animals in school too.    

Youtube

I am being framed on youtube by some little kid.  I hate Jimbo Jones the Talking Gorilla.  I am much more awesome than that thing.  but some of his videos are okay.  I guess.

American's are so awesome I want to be one

I love america.  It is so great.  I wish I lived there.  So do you.  So move to America today.  It will be the best decision you will ever make.  O yeah, France is awesome too.

I hate America.  It sucks.  I wish I wasn't being forced to right propaganda for them.  Moving there would be the worse decision you can make.  And France sucks.  Even more than AMerica.

Stick Animation?

Uhhh'thus is nt working

Peace Talks

You might be wondering where I have been the last month or so.  This time it wasn't jail, or Mongolia.  I have been in Cairo working on peace talks with the United States.  Though the meeting are to be confidential until 2013, I may tell you the terms we agreed to.  I am to stop insulting the Americans.  I am to have a better human rights record, meaning no more torturing terrorists (hypocritical Americans, wait I didn't mean that.  Americans don't torture terrorists, anymore).  I am to stop stealing oil from Norway.  I am to hold elections in July.  Fair Elections.  What do you mean our last elections weren't fair?  I am to build a missile defense program to protect my people from Russians.  I am to quit saying that I am an immortal Demon Slayer.  I am to stop promoting obesity by holding the Swedish fish festival.  I am to stop attacking Sweden.  I am to let people come freely into my borders.  I am to join the EU.  I am to stop my use of the þ and the ð.  I am to add the Star Spangled Banner and America the Beautiful to my music on the Wyrm News.  I am to allow people to make decisions.  I am to force Floppy+Bros to make America Overpowered  I WW3, the New Swedish Way.  I am to suck up to America like the rest of Europe.  I am to be the example to the rest of Europe by becoming the 51st state of America.  Wait I wasn't supposed to say that.  In return I will not get invaded by America.  If you are wondering how they got me to agree to these things I must say that I am not allowed to disclose the fact that I was deprived of sleep, water boarded, drugged and had my signiture forged.  Well that is why I have been gone.

Where I have been

I am back.  Did you miss me?  I have been in Jail for the past month or so, but I was found not guilty.  Well I should explain what happened.  See I got a letter telling me to go to Kazakhstan.  Ðere I met about 15 other world leaders.  We were all standing in a Room, wondering what was happening, when a voice said ˝You are probely wondering why you are here.  Well see there is a buried treasure worth millions hidden somewhere in ðe world.  You first hint to finding ðis treasure is Ðe Road not taken, by Robert Frost.˝  Well on the plane home I was studying ðe poem when i realized ðat if you took the first letters of each line, and removed ðe repeating ones, you get Shoby, a town in England.  SO I went to Shoby an dstarted to dig it up.  Needless to say, they were not amused.  I was arrested and was put on trial.  But due to an idiot recording the information, I was for some reason charged with Manslaughter, Meþamphetamine trafficking, and assault, rather than trespassing and destruction of Public Property.  SO I was finally released 2 days ago due to lack of evidence.  Oh yeah I found the next clue.  But I won´t tell you until I have found the treasure.  Bye.

New Blog

I am now publishing an aspiring cartoonist's writing on www.melvileandco.blogspot.com. Check it out. Itis awesome. (laughs in a corner) Bye.

Hey that guy owes me money" A rundown of the Weeks since my Last Post.

So I will have to explain the Swedish Fish festival Later. Today I have more important news. See a few weeks ago a faked my death... Well You will see. Let us begin. It all started in November when Barack Hussein Obama sent a letter to me. I replied that I would see him at the World Leader's barbecue the Next week. So at the barbecue I was playing Horseshoes with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jon-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nicolas Sarkozy, and George Bush. Then a man came over to George Bush. They went away to talk. We thought it was the secret service agent guy so we thought nothing about it. He came back and we continued our game. Man Kim Jon-il is good at horseshoes. So I thought nothing about it until the Sedish fish festival when we caught two spies drinking hot chocolate by a campfire in the middle of the fairgrounds. We took them away and learned that they were sent here by Heinrich von Kathar, who sounded familiar but I wasn't quite sure who he was. I figured out who he was when a guy attacked me in my palace. He was quickly caught. I realised that the Organization he was from would most likely start attacking the common people. So we sent a message to them that we managed to kill their assassin but the assassin managed to kill me while I was trying to expose them. I than created a blog post that I was supposedly writing when I was attacked. After that I left New Sweden to talk to an old Friend of mine. Well they figured out but I managed to escape their grasp and run away to Topeka. But I was stuck in Las Vegas for about thirteen hours. So I had nothing better to do than to go to the Casinos and look for people who owe me money. Well I found one guy who looked familiar, but I was pretty sure he saved my life about 20 years before. So I gave 750 bucks. He looked happy. But the guys in Suits didn't look so happy. Or so I assume. It is hard to tell when 15 guys have guns aimed at you whether or not they were happy to see me. Well I got back on the plane and went to Topeka. Then earlier today I turned on the news and low and behold I saw that guy who I gave the money too. And he being sworn in as President of the United States of America. So that was why the guy looked familiar. He was the President Elect. So now Lil' Hussein (formerly He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks) owes me 750 bucks. Right now I am in the airport heading back to New Sweden. Hopefully then I can appeal to Lil' Hussein to help protect me from the organization unmtil I get organized. So what he wants to kill me. I did give him 750 bucks.

Vacation

I do not have time to report on the Swedish Fish Festival. I must leave now. They are after me. I will be back hopefully after He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks takes over the regime. I must see some old friends, Now. I will explain la...

The Scumbag is dead. Long live The Orgainzation. Long live Heinrich Von Kathar. Death to the True Evil Empire. Wait, how do you change the labels? I wonder if this is the button that does it. Yes I think it is. Hey your supoosed to be dead. Don't press that bu...