Health Care

In case you didn't hear, the Americans happened to pass a bill recently. I can't remember what it was about, but I think it had something to do with overtaxing people, and bleeding them dry for the sins of a few. I am no quite certain what it is about, but it sounds pretty bad. Like end of the world bad. I need to check the great prophecy though. Never mind. I don't think that it is the Great Prophecy. So it isn't the end of the world. Oh well, its been a while since I have fought Demons. Now onto the main topic. Assuming that the recently passed bill was a Health Care bill, then I will give my version of it. Not The current situation in New Sweden, but my version for America, Canada, Norway and other people I hate. Ahh wait But first, I guess it cold be the end of the world, depending how you interpret verse 12. If Washington is the obelisk, and health care is the lightning, then letting this bill be passed would be a quandary for the country. Except for the fact that Buushkhaneta was very literal and probably meant that lighting would strike an obelisk somewhere. Back on topic. Here is my plan, written in less than 1000 pages.

Health Care for Sucky Countries

1) Doctors cannot be sued for malpractice, but only if they accept a pay limit of an Unspecified amount, and donate at least 6 hours of their skills to charity every month.

2) Barbers are now allowed to let the blood out of their patients. Everyone knows the cure for depression is bleeding out some black bile. Carpenters are now allowed to carry out amputations and surgery.

3) Doctors must now join a guild to create a practice. All doctors must pay back their student loans before they can enter a guild. They must find their own way to get that money, like perhaps working at someone's practice.

4) Insurance companies are now unneeded, as is insurance. If you need money for something medical, you can take a loan from the Gov, which can be payed back either through money or work.

5) No more easy access medicine. If you have a headache, you can either wait in line for days to get one from a government store house, or you can get trepanned by your local shaman.

6) No more unnecessary tests. If something unnecessary and money wasting is done, the person who decided to authorize it will be given 40 lashes by the cat o'nine tails.

8) People can learn to suck up pain. Painkillers will be under so strict control, the pain will be kill be waiting before you get some.

9) The government reserves the right to shoot people in the head if they are felt as unneeded, no questions asked.

10) If all else fails, and spending is too high, we can combine costs and send sick people to fight our wars. That way our health treatment is combined with our war costs.

The Hidden Meanings of Pixar Movies

There are many hidden meanings in Pixar films. Let us begin at the first film and continue on from there.
Toy Story- This film is about genetic engineering. Evidence of this comes from many things. First of all the toy soldiers have feet messed up from genetic engineering. And later in the film it becomes well, obvious, when the story moves into the mad scientist's lab.
A Bugs' Life- This is about animal mistreatment in circus's. See the Rhino serous beetle is represents an abused elephant. This film also contains some anti work, pro slacking propaganda.
Toy Story 2- This story is about the negative consequences of greed. Due to the Fat guy stealing Woody (in greed), many cars are destroyed, infrastructure is ruined and eventually valuable merchandise is ruined.
Monsters INC- Is about farming, or more specifiably hunter gathering. See you can either gather in small amounts, requiring much work, but keeping the source usable, or breaking some rules and gather in environmental unfriendly ways. But in the process you destroy the source. It also brings up the creation of artificial protein bars in laboratories.
Finding Nemo- Simply is a very controversial film. See its hidden meaning is child labor. In it a little kids, after being kidnapped is forced to destroy important infrastructure, almost resulting in his death, like a sucide bomber.
The Incredibles- The Incredibles is about government sponsered discrimination. I am too lazy to explain it buts its pretty obvious.
Cars- Cars is about the evils of global corporations. See a company wants to dirty up the environment with its car races. Because of these races, peace is disturbed in small comunities and ugly cars get the attention.
Ratatouille- This films hidden meaning is the suckiness of the french military, and france in General. See the old lady couldn't even kill a rat, yet she did better than 99.5% of the French Army. And Linguini is the stereotypical frenchman, sucking at life and thinking that he is all that, even though in the corner the rest of teh world is laughing its head off.
WALL-E: Walle is about AI malfunctionings in robots, causing mass destrucation. This seems to be a common theme in scienece fiction. Pixar really needs to rethink its hidden meanings. Get original.
UP- havent seen, don't care. Has to do with the subprime mortage bubble burst, i think.

Predictions (using wikipedia as a source)

Toy Story 3- Greek Life (Fraternities)
Cars 2- No idea. Possibly tropical diseases. Or communism.
The Bear and the Bow- Teenage Rebellion. Literaly Teenagers rebelling against the government. In scotland. So there is a wee chance that they speak like this.
Newt- Prostitution. Need I say more. The plot summary on wikipedia says the main characters are forced to mate. I thought Disney had some morals.

Torure in uhhh Mexico

In Texico students are being taught to torture plants.  They are putting bean seeds in jars are then repeatedly flipping the jar, causing the plant to grow in awkward shapes.  There is no reason that people should be allowed to torture plants and not animals or people.  I demand, as the President, Chair, Founder, CEO, CFO, Treasurer, and leading member of HETV (Humans for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) that Ocanadio stops torturing plants as plants are people too.  Or I demand that if they don' stop doing this then Brazifornia should start teaching torture of animals in school too.