Thanks

I thank all of the people who attended my Lecture. It was awesome, you must say, especially the exploding PETA members. Remember, eating vegetables without meat increases the likelihood of exploding. Finnally thank you Swedish Woman's Olympic Curling team for beating the Canadians at their own game. Even though many, including I, don't think it a real sport, you still won, which is good. See everybody soon.

Chicken Hunt

There will be a country wide chicken hunt on Friday January 22. Your goal will to be to catch as many specially marked chickens as possible and bring them to the palace by Tuesday. There will then be a party with lots of fried chicken and fun. Even door prizes. Everybody is invited. Remember, chickens must not be hurt. Nor may other competitors be hurt, but you can steal their chickens. Prizes for the people who bring back the most chickens. All PETA members are invited to attend, but if the competition is interfered with in any way, there will be severe consequences.
You have been warned.

Gůíd Lúk and háv fún, maë évél cü löjół cúbđékc.

In reposnse

The last post was a response to complaints we had from PETA over them not being able to read our message to them. So we simplified our message. Hopefully they could understand that. FYI, the original message was:

In response to your unfounded criticisms of our wondrously effective bureaucratic government system, we, the anti slanderous propaganda subcommittee of the committee of propaganda, in the congress of press, in the department of law enforcement, in the council of defense, have a few words to say to you. We wish for you to cease any libelous propaganda against the government, and resists any feeling to publish the horrendous and astronomically falsified advertisements the opposes the wonderful and unbelievably omnipotent administration in control of this civilization. Any Failure to heed the previously stated announcement, by a member of your terrorist organization will be revealed to the general populace of our civilization through the mourning of your loved ones following extended disappearances to incomprehensible government interment facilities.

Surprsing they couldn't understand it, eh?

A re-written note to PETA.

Hate you. We do. You die. Not us. Just you. You die. Happy us. not you. Ha Ha.

Torure in uhhh Mexico

In Texico students are being taught to torture plants.  They are putting bean seeds in jars are then repeatedly flipping the jar, causing the plant to grow in awkward shapes.  There is no reason that people should be allowed to torture plants and not animals or people.  I demand, as the President, Chair, Founder, CEO, CFO, Treasurer, and leading member of HETV (Humans for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) that Ocanadio stops torturing plants as plants are people too.  Or I demand that if they don' stop doing this then Brazifornia should start teaching torture of animals in school too.