Vacation

I do not have time to report on the Swedish Fish Festival. I must leave now. They are after me. I will be back hopefully after He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks takes over the regime. I must see some old friends, Now. I will explain la...

The Scumbag is dead. Long live The Orgainzation. Long live Heinrich Von Kathar. Death to the True Evil Empire. Wait, how do you change the labels? I wonder if this is the button that does it. Yes I think it is. Hey your supoosed to be dead. Don't press that bu...

The United States Attacks

Today the Untied States of America, attacked the Läger av Eld in New Sweden. They came in three helicopters, each filled with 18 troops, a pilot, and a co-pilot. One helicopter successfully landed it's troops through use of a ladder. Then it got shot down by an AA gun while the other two were latched onto with grappling hooks, while attempting to flee. The American troops on the ground fought bravely but were all easily killed by the Elit Bevakning. Then the Elit Bevakning climbed up the half-foot diameter steel fiber ropes that connected the grappling cannons mounted onto the ground to the helicopters. Once they reached the helicopters the Elit Bevakning attempted the capture the helicopters. One helicopter was successfully captured after all the Americans were killed. The other had to be evacuated and blown up. All the American bodies were sent to the United States Embassy in Stockholm. The casualties were -1 helicopters for the New Swedes and 60 men for the Americans (plus three lost helicopters).


The Elit Bevakning is also known as the Elite Guard. You can learn more about them When the ENCYCLOPEDIA New Sweden comes out.

1/13/08

थिस इस कूल यू क्नो। आईटी रेअल्ली इस। यू शौल्ड तरी आईटी सोमेतिमे। मुफ्फ्फिन न्यूज़ दोएसं'टी क्नो हाउ तो दो थिस। हा हा हा।

NEWS

This is weird. Okay its back to normal sorry. Now for the news. Today at 9:36 am the Purple Commandos (as they're called) protested at an animal shelter run by PETA. They put up signs saying things like "PETA PROMOTES GLOBAL WARMING" or "BE DRUNK, BE PETA". Nobody was hurt but PETA swears revenge for one of their test tube monkeys was released into the Wild. I know this is boring news but nothing has really happened. Maybe some other time.

Signing out.