Atlantis, Lost Civilizations, and more lies in the truth

I have heard many stupid things in my long life. Its one of those things that happen when you live for a few thousand years. While the ignorance about Stonehenge is one thing that annoys me, another one is the lies told about Atlantis.

To begin: Atlantis never existed. In our world that it. What it is simply the reflection of the largest city in the Demon World, Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq (literally Great City of Hothy in Archaic Eastern High Demon), in our world caused by an imbalance of magic between our worlds. When there is a large magical burst of energy there, the city seems to appear in our world, over the corresponding coordinates in our world, and it reflects until the magic dissipates (these magical bursts happen in other places too, but that is another story). This causes problems when people see the reflection and think it is real. And that is how Atlantis came into being. Yes, all the stories you have heard about Atlantis are false.

What about the other "lost continents" you might ask. Here is a rundown. Hyperborea and Thule are just other names for the various islands in the North Sea. Mu is a non existant and just a story. Good Ol' Lumeria suffers the same fate as Mu. Not everything is a lie though. The various ideas of Shambhala, Ergenekon, Shangri-La, and other such places were rooted in fact. This fact was the Morcanian (English transliteration for their culture) civilization.

While I could fill books about the Morcanians, in short they were the humans that interacted the most with the other worlds. They lived in what is now the Steppes of Mongolia and Siberia, arriving there around 42,000 BM (Before Mythos). They spoke a language related to modern Ket. They were herders and lived as nomads. One tribe, whom I will call the Morcanians nomaded themselves into a demon outpost around 30,000 BM. At this point the Demons had not organized themselves into civilizations and were living as tribes. The city of Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq was only a small farming village at this point and the Great Lord Apocalypse was only beginning his life. This outpost was simply a place were one tribe was watching for its enemies without realizing that they were in the wrong world. To make a long story short, this tribe was kidnapped and kept as hostages for the next 32,000 or so years. When they finally freed themselves and returned to our world (In 2321 JU (In the Year of Our Lord)), they brought with them the mystical bone of Terror and a dialect of the Northwestern Low Afrit language. They created two large cities once they returned to our world, both known for being far more advanced than any other. It was these cities that created our idea of an ancient, peaceful, technologically advanced civilization that eventually was destroyed by its pride. But that is another story, for another time.

Hey that guy owes me money" A rundown of the Weeks since my Last Post.

So I will have to explain the Swedish Fish festival Later. Today I have more important news. See a few weeks ago a faked my death... Well You will see. Let us begin. It all started in November when Barack Hussein Obama sent a letter to me. I replied that I would see him at the World Leader's barbecue the Next week. So at the barbecue I was playing Horseshoes with Vladimir Putin, Kim Jon-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nicolas Sarkozy, and George Bush. Then a man came over to George Bush. They went away to talk. We thought it was the secret service agent guy so we thought nothing about it. He came back and we continued our game. Man Kim Jon-il is good at horseshoes. So I thought nothing about it until the Sedish fish festival when we caught two spies drinking hot chocolate by a campfire in the middle of the fairgrounds. We took them away and learned that they were sent here by Heinrich von Kathar, who sounded familiar but I wasn't quite sure who he was. I figured out who he was when a guy attacked me in my palace. He was quickly caught. I realised that the Organization he was from would most likely start attacking the common people. So we sent a message to them that we managed to kill their assassin but the assassin managed to kill me while I was trying to expose them. I than created a blog post that I was supposedly writing when I was attacked. After that I left New Sweden to talk to an old Friend of mine. Well they figured out but I managed to escape their grasp and run away to Topeka. But I was stuck in Las Vegas for about thirteen hours. So I had nothing better to do than to go to the Casinos and look for people who owe me money. Well I found one guy who looked familiar, but I was pretty sure he saved my life about 20 years before. So I gave 750 bucks. He looked happy. But the guys in Suits didn't look so happy. Or so I assume. It is hard to tell when 15 guys have guns aimed at you whether or not they were happy to see me. Well I got back on the plane and went to Topeka. Then earlier today I turned on the news and low and behold I saw that guy who I gave the money too. And he being sworn in as President of the United States of America. So that was why the guy looked familiar. He was the President Elect. So now Lil' Hussein (formerly He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks) owes me 750 bucks. Right now I am in the airport heading back to New Sweden. Hopefully then I can appeal to Lil' Hussein to help protect me from the organization unmtil I get organized. So what he wants to kill me. I did give him 750 bucks.

Vacation

I do not have time to report on the Swedish Fish Festival. I must leave now. They are after me. I will be back hopefully after He-who-houses-terrorist-sticks takes over the regime. I must see some old friends, Now. I will explain la...

The Scumbag is dead. Long live The Orgainzation. Long live Heinrich Von Kathar. Death to the True Evil Empire. Wait, how do you change the labels? I wonder if this is the button that does it. Yes I think it is. Hey your supoosed to be dead. Don't press that bu...