Showing posts with label international. Show all posts
Showing posts with label international. Show all posts
Saturday, December 4, 2010
International Elections
It is time to cast in your ballot and vote me the new Dictator of the world. Voting is only for this month, so you better vote for me. Thank you for voting.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Atlantis, Lost Civilizations, and more lies in the truth
I have heard many stupid things in my long life. Its one of those things that happen when you live for a few thousand years. While the ignorance about Stonehenge is one thing that annoys me, another one is the lies told about Atlantis.
To begin: Atlantis never existed. In our world that it. What it is simply the reflection of the largest city in the Demon World, Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq (literally Great City of Hothy in Archaic Eastern High Demon), in our world caused by an imbalance of magic between our worlds. When there is a large magical burst of energy there, the city seems to appear in our world, over the corresponding coordinates in our world, and it reflects until the magic dissipates (these magical bursts happen in other places too, but that is another story). This causes problems when people see the reflection and think it is real. And that is how Atlantis came into being. Yes, all the stories you have heard about Atlantis are false.
What about the other "lost continents" you might ask. Here is a rundown. Hyperborea and Thule are just other names for the various islands in the North Sea. Mu is a non existant and just a story. Good Ol' Lumeria suffers the same fate as Mu. Not everything is a lie though. The various ideas of Shambhala, Ergenekon, Shangri-La, and other such places were rooted in fact. This fact was the Morcanian (English transliteration for their culture) civilization.
While I could fill books about the Morcanians, in short they were the humans that interacted the most with the other worlds. They lived in what is now the Steppes of Mongolia and Siberia, arriving there around 42,000 BM (Before Mythos). They spoke a language related to modern Ket. They were herders and lived as nomads. One tribe, whom I will call the Morcanians nomaded themselves into a demon outpost around 30,000 BM. At this point the Demons had not organized themselves into civilizations and were living as tribes. The city of Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq was only a small farming village at this point and the Great Lord Apocalypse was only beginning his life. This outpost was simply a place were one tribe was watching for its enemies without realizing that they were in the wrong world. To make a long story short, this tribe was kidnapped and kept as hostages for the next 32,000 or so years. When they finally freed themselves and returned to our world (In 2321 JU (In the Year of Our Lord)), they brought with them the mystical bone of Terror and a dialect of the Northwestern Low Afrit language. They created two large cities once they returned to our world, both known for being far more advanced than any other. It was these cities that created our idea of an ancient, peaceful, technologically advanced civilization that eventually was destroyed by its pride. But that is another story, for another time.
To begin: Atlantis never existed. In our world that it. What it is simply the reflection of the largest city in the Demon World, Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq (literally Great City of Hothy in Archaic Eastern High Demon), in our world caused by an imbalance of magic between our worlds. When there is a large magical burst of energy there, the city seems to appear in our world, over the corresponding coordinates in our world, and it reflects until the magic dissipates (these magical bursts happen in other places too, but that is another story). This causes problems when people see the reflection and think it is real. And that is how Atlantis came into being. Yes, all the stories you have heard about Atlantis are false.
What about the other "lost continents" you might ask. Here is a rundown. Hyperborea and Thule are just other names for the various islands in the North Sea. Mu is a non existant and just a story. Good Ol' Lumeria suffers the same fate as Mu. Not everything is a lie though. The various ideas of Shambhala, Ergenekon, Shangri-La, and other such places were rooted in fact. This fact was the Morcanian (English transliteration for their culture) civilization.
While I could fill books about the Morcanians, in short they were the humans that interacted the most with the other worlds. They lived in what is now the Steppes of Mongolia and Siberia, arriving there around 42,000 BM (Before Mythos). They spoke a language related to modern Ket. They were herders and lived as nomads. One tribe, whom I will call the Morcanians nomaded themselves into a demon outpost around 30,000 BM. At this point the Demons had not organized themselves into civilizations and were living as tribes. The city of Ghörhltæqhwihkhåððýfûq was only a small farming village at this point and the Great Lord Apocalypse was only beginning his life. This outpost was simply a place were one tribe was watching for its enemies without realizing that they were in the wrong world. To make a long story short, this tribe was kidnapped and kept as hostages for the next 32,000 or so years. When they finally freed themselves and returned to our world (In 2321 JU (In the Year of Our Lord)), they brought with them the mystical bone of Terror and a dialect of the Northwestern Low Afrit language. They created two large cities once they returned to our world, both known for being far more advanced than any other. It was these cities that created our idea of an ancient, peaceful, technologically advanced civilization that eventually was destroyed by its pride. But that is another story, for another time.
International Elections, My Nomination
I am pleased to announce that I have been nominated to be the new dictator of the world. Please vote for me. Thank you.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
International Elections Overview
It has come to attention that many people have not heard of the International Elections before. This is very sad, as they are not using their right to choose who will be mercilessly killing them over the next five year. So here is a general overview.
Every five year there is an international election during the month of December (Gregorian Calendar). During this time people can go over to the nearest electoral agency and vote for their candidate, or they can send in their vote through the mail. Anyone can run for the position of Ruler of the World by write in, but in order to be on the official ballot, you must: be at least 25 months of age; be able to speak English, Mongolian, Russian, and Mandarin Chinese; and have been in at least 35 different countries that are currently recognized by Ethiopia. If you fulfill these requirements, you can send a letter of intent to the International Board of Really-Important Elections (PO Box 56-345, Svalbard City, Svalbard). If your letter arrives before the last board meeting in November (Board meetings are the second Thursday of every month) then your application will be considered, and if approved by a 2/3 majority of the board, and 4/9 of the other attending people, then it will be put on the next ballot. And if you win, you are the head honcho for the next five years (inauguration is at 3:30 AM Greenwich Standard Time, in the Temple of Scarred Souls, on the First Saturday of February. The Reception is held at the nearby Big Cheese Palace).
Hope you vote. Thank you for your attention.
Every five year there is an international election during the month of December (Gregorian Calendar). During this time people can go over to the nearest electoral agency and vote for their candidate, or they can send in their vote through the mail. Anyone can run for the position of Ruler of the World by write in, but in order to be on the official ballot, you must: be at least 25 months of age; be able to speak English, Mongolian, Russian, and Mandarin Chinese; and have been in at least 35 different countries that are currently recognized by Ethiopia. If you fulfill these requirements, you can send a letter of intent to the International Board of Really-Important Elections (PO Box 56-345, Svalbard City, Svalbard). If your letter arrives before the last board meeting in November (Board meetings are the second Thursday of every month) then your application will be considered, and if approved by a 2/3 majority of the board, and 4/9 of the other attending people, then it will be put on the next ballot. And if you win, you are the head honcho for the next five years (inauguration is at 3:30 AM Greenwich Standard Time, in the Temple of Scarred Souls, on the First Saturday of February. The Reception is held at the nearby Big Cheese Palace).
Hope you vote. Thank you for your attention.
Settling In
Sorry that it has been so long. I was busy setting up a new base in South America, since its my new post. Don't worry, I am not abandoning New Sweden, rather I am more of building a summer home. New Sweden will stay strong and under my control. In other news; Are you ready to vote for the World Leader in the International Elections? Voting takes place between December 10th and 31st. Make your self heard.
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