Of Omission: Piece Number One

There exists multiple forms of English. First there is Old English. It is spoken by the peoples who entered the British Isle. When the Northmen conquered them, French turned into the powerful tongue. Then English returned to its position of power, but with strong french influence. It never would turn into its former, unmolested form. Next, it developed into modern English. Shexpere wrote in Modern English, not Old English. It would be most nice if you did not use the fore-mentioned error when referring to his works. This is the first Of Omission Piece.

Köszönöm for using your eyes to devour this work of much time.

Fun

You know what. The article I wrote on health care was fun. I think I am going to write more laws for the United States. But some other time. I am also going to create a series called, of omission. It will be random articles and you need to figure out whats special about them. I think I write the first one soon. Good Bye.

Chicken Hunt

There will be a country wide chicken hunt on Friday January 22. Your goal will to be to catch as many specially marked chickens as possible and bring them to the palace by Tuesday. There will then be a party with lots of fried chicken and fun. Even door prizes. Everybody is invited. Remember, chickens must not be hurt. Nor may other competitors be hurt, but you can steal their chickens. Prizes for the people who bring back the most chickens. All PETA members are invited to attend, but if the competition is interfered with in any way, there will be severe consequences.
You have been warned.

Gůíd Lúk and háv fún, maë évél cü löjół cúbđékc.