The Ubernational Zoological Gardens of New Sweden present...

...Rainbows. Here at the Ubernational Zoological Gardens of New Sweden, we have learned how to capture and care for rainbows. For a limited time you can adopt one. At the small cost of €350 you will receive a certificate saying that you have adopted a rainbow, the chance to name your rainbow and the good feeling that you have supported this mind bending ecological effort. As many of you know, the rainbow is a highly endangered organism known for its extreme beauty. Little is known about their biology but thanks to us, and your contributions, more can be known. There are only 20 rainbows to be adopted currently so get yours today. Also Public feedings are at 7:00 and 17:00 o clock daily. Thank you.

Your loving Friend,
Sven Svenson
Head of the Ubernational Zoological Gardens of New Sweden (UZGNS)

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 2/36+

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 1/36+ - The Demon-Slayers.

The Demon-Slayer are a group of elite humans that have vowed to save the world from Demons. They were created in BC 3272 in the aftermath of a great massacre by demons. It was formed when some elves walked up to the seven survivors and granted them semi-immortality in exchange for an oath to fight the Demon Scourge until we were killed. There are now to councils of Demon-Slayers: The Grand Council and the Greater Idiots. The Grand council is composed of the six remaining original Demon-Slayers (one left us for the Demons), with me being the Head. The Greater Idiots are composed of the twenty people that are still alive that we made into Demon-Slayer. The are led by the Greatest idiot in the World: Titan-Slayer. He can't even kill a demon. Only Titans. Titans are easy to kill. It is a fancy way of saying big drunk guy. The Greater Idiots follow the command of the Grand Council. Since the Demon have been in Retreat for about the last 300 years we have been keeping peace throughout the world and readying it for the next invasion. The members of the Grand Council are (not real names and with positions): Mythos Wyrm, head of the council, eldest member of the Demon-Slayer, Representative to Australia (though I don't Stay there) Lord of New Sweden, with the webdings symbol of % ; Sercatha, Vice-Head of the Council, Representative in South America, and Official Cook with a symbol of ,; Greshkhan, Monster-Hunter, rep to Europe, and Librarian with the symbol, Ls; Crynearg, Treasurer of the Demon Slayers, Asian Rep and Trainer of the n00bs, with a symbol of ~; Ferdirend, African Rep, explorer, muscian, and blacksmith with a symbol of @; and Annawyn, North American Rep (sucker!!), assassin and master juggler with a symbol of !. They Great Idiots don't matter. That is enough for know.

Epic 50th: 1/11/08

Today is my epic 50Th post. But will it be epic. We will just have to see. First up:

The letter of the day is Þ. the Þ is used in Icelandic. It is very cool. With it you can spell Þórr. What does that mean. you will have to find out.

The wise Guy is on Vacation. From the Himalayas he says "ஹாய் ய் போல்க்ஸ். இ லைக் த. "

Features:
I sent some spies to various parts of America Yesterday. Some of my spies in Cleveland uncovered the fact that Mayor Beryl E Rothschild has been trying to atone for the trouble that she caused last year. That trouble would be the fact that she stole candy from little kids, created a major supreme court case, caused a civil war, and then a war with Canada. Man she was one busy old lady. But the point is this Halloween my spy's reported that she was handing out candy. Clearly she is trying to get rid of that year old candy she stole last year. Congratulations to her.

Feature 2:
Today we will be starting a new semi common feature: Ask a Demon Slayer. It is an advice Column were readers send me their questions and i answer them. Just post your questions on this post or any Ask a Demon Slayer posts. Or E-mail them to me at my e-mail. you need to ask me for it first.

Feature 3: Disclaimer: This is a rant. If you don't like rants suck it up and take it like a man.

Canada should be spelled Canadia and be pronounced Can-Ay-Dee-Ah, not Can-Ah-Duh. Duh as in it is so stupid it is obvious. Canada should be changed to Canadia because there is a language called Kannada. There are 35 million native speakers of Kannada and only 33 m,illion Canadians. So Kannada gets the name. Also shouldn't inhabitants of Canada be called Canadans (Can-ah-Dins) as in they are a can of dins(n should be replaced with m), because Canada is a can of dim (inhabitants). So start petitioning the Canadian Government to change thier countries name to Canadia. It is better for the World.

Feature 4-
The map does lie sometimes. I tricked it so that it can't find me, New Sweden or any of my computers and other things like that. But It is useful. Like I learned that A man in Kurdistan read my post on Terrorism. I am not sure if that is good or bad. Also I learned if you google: Sweden's opinion on terrorism- The Wyrm News is Number 1. Yes!!

Main Feature: The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 1/36+- The Wyrm News Year 1.

The Wyrm News began on November First of 2007. It was started when I, the Benevolent Ruler of New Sweden, Head of the Demon-Slayers, Knight of the Golden Emperor, The Chicken Master of Old Beetrack, Assassin of Arch-Duke Ferdinand, the chief advisor to Alexander the Great, The real killer of Marcus Junius Brutus, Founder of Orban's Great Big Gun Co (c.1449), Great Keeper of the lost records of Pre-Romance Mongolia, etc etc etc. I decided that after ruling New Sweden for about 18 months, that the people needed a state run Newspaper. So I created one. It grew to have music, Pictures, scrolling messages, comments, polls, quotes, maps, more polls, more music, another comment, election reporting, links, flags, geckos, crime reporting, story arcs and more. Our most important story was on the King of Candy. But what should the Wyrm News do for the future. This was The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 1/36+- The Wyrm News Year 1. Yes wasn't it epic.

Well look forward to the New Wyrm News Stories. We hope to reach 150 post by this time next year. We want lots of comments, plenty of polls, Ask a Demon Slayer letters, and money. So help us. And apply for an interview sesion. Plus Mythos Wyrm Autographs are only $57.36 so buy one to day.