Showing posts with label me me me and all me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label me me me and all me. Show all posts

Saturday, December 4, 2010

International Elections

It is time to cast in your ballot and vote me the new Dictator of the world.  Voting is only for this month, so you better vote for me.  Thank you for voting.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

International Elections, My Nomination

I am pleased to announce that I have been nominated to be the new dictator of the world. Please vote for me. Thank you.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Poster

Special Lecture!!!!

On Saturday, March 5, there will be a Special lecture by his Majesty Justice Mythos Wyrm. It will be called, "Stonehenge: Truth behind the Stones" and will run from 9:30 AM to 7:30 PM. Only losers wont attend. Even though it is primarily about Stonehenge it will cover many other topics that they don't want you to know. It will be a lot of fun, so be there.

Who: Justice Mythos Wyrm
What: A lecture on many things
Where: The Grand Auditorium
When: 9:30-7:30 Saturday March 6, 2010
Why: To inform the public


Official Poster advertisement coming up.

Monday, December 8, 2008

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 2/36+

The Epic History of The Wyrm News, New Sweden and All that Matter: Part 1/36+ - The Demon-Slayers.

The Demon-Slayer are a group of elite humans that have vowed to save the world from Demons. They were created in BC 3272 in the aftermath of a great massacre by demons. It was formed when some elves walked up to the seven survivors and granted them semi-immortality in exchange for an oath to fight the Demon Scourge until we were killed. There are now to councils of Demon-Slayers: The Grand Council and the Greater Idiots. The Grand council is composed of the six remaining original Demon-Slayers (one left us for the Demons), with me being the Head. The Greater Idiots are composed of the twenty people that are still alive that we made into Demon-Slayer. The are led by the Greatest idiot in the World: Titan-Slayer. He can't even kill a demon. Only Titans. Titans are easy to kill. It is a fancy way of saying big drunk guy. The Greater Idiots follow the command of the Grand Council. Since the Demon have been in Retreat for about the last 300 years we have been keeping peace throughout the world and readying it for the next invasion. The members of the Grand Council are (not real names and with positions): Mythos Wyrm, head of the council, eldest member of the Demon-Slayer, Representative to Australia (though I don't Stay there) Lord of New Sweden, with the webdings symbol of % ; Sercatha, Vice-Head of the Council, Representative in South America, and Official Cook with a symbol of ,; Greshkhan, Monster-Hunter, rep to Europe, and Librarian with the symbol, Ls; Crynearg, Treasurer of the Demon Slayers, Asian Rep and Trainer of the n00bs, with a symbol of ~; Ferdirend, African Rep, explorer, muscian, and blacksmith with a symbol of @; and Annawyn, North American Rep (sucker!!), assassin and master juggler with a symbol of !. They Great Idiots don't matter. That is enough for know.