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The Wise Corner- #2 Pasta

Pasta is a good food for you. It has lots of carbohydrates, which are good for you. You should not fear carbohydrates. Pasta also tastes good. There are many ways prepare pasta. Try them all, in every shape. If you eat one pound of pasta a day I assure that by 2013 you will be the strongest person ever. I did that and after twenty years I could wrestle a bear. Then I ate the arch-nemesis of pasta, watermelon. If you never eat watermelon you will be strong.
-Wise Guy

Notice:

Yes it is true that the wise guy is a little weird. But please listen to him. He is very wise you know. And he knows Zulu. Also, there is a demon ball game vs the Vladstockengrad Cossacks next Friday. i would highly recommend that you are there. Finally, there is going to be a public discussion on the prophecy on January 21, at 5:00 PM and running to 9:00 Pm at the Royal Palace.

The Wise Corner- #1 Introduction

Many of you have problems. Long ago I had problems too. But I fought my problems and became better. I am now ever telling people who to solve their problems. See when I was a young boy, there was no such thing as hippies. Also there was no such thing as video games, and telephones. In fact there was no electricity, or Romans. There was just open plains and nature. It was very fun. Then they came. They were very scary and killed my family. They also burned my village and killed everybody. The only thing left was me and my walking stick. So I left out into the world. I traveled for many years, and then I ran into this man who told me that he was looking for me. But more amazingly he spoke my language. See I thought that I was the only speaker left, for my village was the last stronghold for the Kwhúúm, which were my people. Our lands had been overrun by the Tâp'iiqhí for many years. And this man gave me sage advice. He told me that Even if life comes and kills your family, destroys all you know and makes you a fugitive, you should still become a learner of wisdom. And so that has been my journey. Thank you.

- Yâtjâ Npàmthk'ííqqhàdu
Wise Guy

Announcements 10/27/09

His Majesty's the Royal Supreme High Lord Sir Justice Mythos Wyrm University's Fighting Berserkers have a Demon Ball game on Friday at 7:30 Pm. It is the first game of the Season, so be there or you will be missing out on a lot of fun. The wise guy will be having a lecture called "How to Climb the Mount Everest of our life, or Get a baseball glove and be prepared to shoot a twenty-two," on Thursday October 29th, from Noon until 5:00 PM, at the Robert Ward Auditorium. It will be very interesting and all people are invited to attend, especially if you have a special invitation. Thats all for now.

Announcements

The UZGNS would like to remind everyone that photographs of the captured rainbows are forbidden due to their sensitivity to light. The induction of Olaf Thorson as the Governor of Silver Plats will be held at noon on Friday. Be there or be a regular quadrilateral. Magic testing will begin for all citizens over 8 years old on August 15th. You must sign up for some time between then and September 21st. Also, Harry Potter is currently forbidden. A new correct translation will be provided soon. Finally the Wise Guy has some words for us. They are: Bio mechanical Engineering of the spleen can be painful if performed by an unlicensed surgeon.