Its Geckno Rock Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday the first Geckno Rock band, known as the Tokanators, performed at a charity concert. Geckno rock you is a revolutionary form of rock that is all about geckos and lizards in general. It was started in New Sweden last week at the suggestion of his majesty Mythos Wyrm. The members of the Tokanators are Sven Sky, Phillip, McMuffin, and Zlander the Not-so Great. An example of one of their songs would be like this. (sung to the tune of Barney is a dinosaur)

Flies
Yummy, Juicy, wanna kill
Good to eat and good for you
Lick 'em once and try again
Making some food

They can be your friend too
if you give them some poo
not once but twice
Gotta have some flies

(weird electric bass solo for 3 minutes with band members screaming nonsence word s at the top of thier lungs)

Flies YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that you understand Geckno Rock it is time to meet the band members.

Sven plays the bass
Phillip is the lead singer
McMuffin is on the Electric drums
Zlander is on the synthenizer

Vladstokengrad has announced its newest armored car, the Vladstokengrad Viper. Able to attain speeds of up to 125 miles an hour, hold up to 25,000 kilos, drive through water and sustain multiple HE blasts. And all in a cool sports car look. Buy it today. (storage tank for holding money/weapons not included). Also for an added price it comes in hybrid technology for all you freaks that think the environment is cool. Go Yellowstone!!!!!!! Full article here.

A National Epic

Soon the New Swedish National Epic will be started. It will be written by Wyrm news reporters who have completed the challenge. And the plot will be written as the writers write it. you might never know what will happen Next. Find it at http://vlandstar.blogspot.com/.

A New Reporter

Today we gained a new reporter, the Humorist, Barley understandable, sometimes stupid Spanish translator, Ace of Spades. We didn't actually hire him, he just joined us without my knowledge. Still this marks a momentous time for the Wyrm News. Good Day To all.

The Final Golden Age is Coming!

Yes coming to a police station near you is the long waited game The Final Golden Age. Designed by the acclaimed game makers Spok,Speek&Spork. It is an action-adventure-rgp type game with post-apocalyptic ideas. Buy it at any participating New Swedish McDonald's today. Note this is a PC game only at the current time.

Unc'e Mythos wants you to join the Glorious Youth Assosciation

Yup th't is r'ght. Unc'e Mythos wan's al' hum'ns in th' a'e r'nge of t'n t'rou'h e'gh'e'n to si'n up for the GLORIOUS YOUTH ASSOCIATION OF NEW SWEDEN TM. In it yo' wi'l ha'e f'n. Do I ne'd to menti'n it is mandatory to join. Go sign up at your local police station today.

Or the cat sniper will get you!!!!!!

General Forum #1

This will be the first general forum of the Wyrm News. In it people will discuss their views on a topic. The topic for this forum is: The Large Hadron Collider: Good or Bad? Remember to tell why you chose the side you chose and argue with people who chose a different side. Enjoy. For information on the LHC click on this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider. Or you can just google it.

Fiji named country of Importance

Today Fiji is named an ally and friend of New Sweden for helping rescue its Emperor Mythos Wyrm. As a reward we will help it when it is in need and it will receive Melanesia when New Sweden takes over the world. Thank you Fiji.

Canada Invades the United States

The Canadians decided to invade Cleveland after getting tired of its civil war, which we got tired of too after the first battle. More information when we find more.

New Sweden on... War, POWs, POW Rights, and Terrorism

Welcome to the first edition of New Sweden on... Today we will discus New Sweden's opinion on various aspects of war. First we will begin with our opinion of Prisoners of War.
The Encyclopedia New Sweden (which is slowly being added to the internet) defines a Prisoner of War (POW) as a member of a national or otherwise official military organization captured in uniform by an opposing forces. This means that if a scout, infantry member, pilot, sailor or other uniformed member of a military if caught must be treated as a prisoner of war but a spy or even one of the aforementioned units with out their uniform on may not be treated as a POW. Also the organization they are a member of must be officially recognized by us as New Sweden or by the United Nations. This means that rebels, freedom fighters, terrorist, PETA members, Political Cartoonists, and more need not be treated as a POW if captured.
Now onto POW rights. According to New Swedish law a prisoner of war may not be tortured above the Peaceful level of New Swedish Torture Scale (see encyclopedia New Sweden). They also must be fed well, properly cared for, and have bargaining talks with their home country. Of course if a certain POW is unruly, ungrateful, hard to control, is spying and/or breaks other rules a certain amount of times they can be labeled as unstable and be treated differently. Unstable and non-POWs can be tortured to a level Hard and might only be given 1 meal a day, bad living quarters, little medical care, no talks with their countries, being forced to be in a work camp and more. The difference between unstable POWs and non-POWs is unstable POW can be redeemed and become a normal POW.
Finally I will talk about terrorism. The Encyclopedia New Sweden defines terrorism as an act of violence or terror for political or idealogical reasons. Terrorists in New Sweden, if captured are not treated as POWs. See the Encyclopedia New Sweden for more details.